rosewater1997:

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

lumnch:

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

me , using my college email to get free shipping on a ridiculous amount of books about ancient egypt which have absolutely nothing to do with my classes ,

sunofureiku:

imagine being a californian this post was made by humans gang

i shld have watched the mummy franchise sooner … it’s immediately one of my favorite things ever

gaysquaredwrites:

Me when somebody reblogs one of my posts without adding any tags to specify how they feel about it: